Jeremy Renner and Chris Evans, July 10th

121 Sep 02nd #chris evans #jeremy renner #fuck queue
451 Sep 02nd #bradley cooper #fuck queue



This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

I tried to reblog this with a witty tag, but Tumblr took it as serious advice:


80170 Sep 01st #lmao #wasps #they freak me out #fuck queue


Dating isn’t easy, no matter who you are. This is a great Attenborough clip about wasps and orchids.

9738 Sep 01st #crying #this is hilarious #fuck queue



59715 Sep 01st #so beautiful #brilliant!


Alan Ritchson

15 Sep 01st #THIRDS #Ash Keeler #alan ritchson
30 Sep 01st #THIRDS #Cael Maddock #Brant Dougherty
85 Sep 01st #THIRDS #Cael Maddock #brant daugherty


The Beautiful Brant Daugherty

16 Sep 01st #THIRDS #Cael Maddock #brant daugherty #NO SIR NO


Mister Taylor Kinney *o*

21 Sep 01st #THIRDS #Ethan Hobbs #taylor kinney
889 Sep 01st #james mcavoy #fuck queue
alecdvnpt asked:
O'Flagherty. <\o/>


you are the worst best friend

4 Sep 01st #What would your life be like without me? #hahahahaha #nickyoflaherty


endless mcgarrett gifs » plain white tank edition/endless

595 Sep 01st #steve mcgarrett #hawaii five-0 #fuck queue


Sure, the auditions and the rejection – if you’re a sensitive person at all, it’s fucking brutal. But, if you can work in this town, it’s a joy. You just have to keep your focus. LA’s a pretty, warm, easy, breezy place. You can sunbathe, get a mai tai and wake up five months later. And it’s still sunny. And they’re still serving mai tais.”

346 Sep 01st #chris pine #damn pine looks fine #fuck queue


endless mcgarrett gifs » part four/endless

253 Sep 01st #steve mcgarrett #hawaii five-0 #fuck queue